I'M GOING ON STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on strike for the protection of humans against lizards!!!!!
yeayea many of u will be like =.= rite now...but i rilli hate those dumb asshole slimy little things. lemme tell ya 3 incidents abt those idiots..
no.1:
there was one time after feeding my fish, i went ta the kitchen to wash my hands. then suddenly this big lizard juz ran(crawled? slithered?) across the wall near my sink..gave me a heart attack k? n tt's not all. when i wanted to dry my hands on the hand towel rite, i felt my hand touching this slimy little thing...THE EFFING LIZARD WAS ON THE TOWEL!!!!!! eeeeeewwwwwww. i prac washed my hands lyk another 3 times. =.=
no.2:
it was on tt same nite...i was getting my cup from the tray to get water la..then this stupid lizard(dunno if its the same one. mayb it is...tat means we got alot of fate hor...diao. lyk whu wld want to be fated with a lizard.) was in my cup! IN my cup...not ON my cup. EWWW. used alot alot alot of soap. n i din even feel lyk drinking the water aft tt...
no.3:
last nite, i was getting plates to eat this fruit cake from my neighbour...then rite, when i was getting another plate, this thing suddenly jumped out of it. n i even thought it was a RUBBER BAND. or sth lidat. so i looked down at the floor to see where's the 'rubber band' when i felt sth crawling on my leg?! u wont imagine how slow my reaction was. i was lyk thinking: y is there sth crawling on my leg? then..FINALLY... it occurred to me tt mayb tt thing from the plate is act a living thing. so i started screaming lyk a mad woman n shaking my leg. N THE LIZARD DIE OSO DUN WANNA GET OFF MY LEG. stupid lizard. finally it decided to jump off n ran across the floor. maya tried to catch it but it got away. BOO. how can it get away?! hello...it molested my leg!!!!!!!!! super gross.
ok. so aft this how can u expect me not to hate lizards?! wadeva man. my hse is full of them. when u're watching tv its normal to hav 2 lizards running behind the tv n out again. eeeeee. sucksucksuck. bleh. ):
okie. i'm going now. loadssss to do...blog again soon! thx for reading my crap n doodles. (: take cares.